So, I have this giant list of resolutions and I was looking at them and realized that they can all be condensed into a single powerful goal- to be more like Gwyneth Paltrow. Watch out 2012 and, frankly, civilization. There might not be room enough here for the both of us, which means that (my prediction) Stephen Hawking’s quite doable ideas concerning outer space population will be set into motion or (worst and most glamorous case scenario) we burn this mutha down. You’ve been warned. My recommendation is to stock your pantry with miso and vegan pork and beans. It could get ugly.