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Jeff Long is an actor and playwright and writer for Television Without Pity. His beat is Project Runway and Dexter. I know.

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  • joereid:

tylercoates:

celebraterickysargulesh:

Really wonderful, thoughtful response to Steve Kornacki’s terrific coming-out story.

Probably Alex Pareene.

This is the greatest goddamn thing. I would like something on the internet that would ask me a series of questions — mostly of the penis-in-butt variety outlined above — and then tell me if I’m borderline or mid-spectrum or, like, WAY gay.

What if I want my bicep in someone’s butt? Borderline gay? Mid-spectrum Dali?

    joereid:

    tylercoates:

    celebraterickysargulesh:

    Really wonderful, thoughtful response to Steve Kornacki’s terrific coming-out story.

    Probably Alex Pareene.

    This is the greatest goddamn thing. I would like something on the internet that would ask me a series of questions — mostly of the penis-in-butt variety outlined above — and then tell me if I’m borderline or mid-spectrum or, like, WAY gay.

    What if I want my bicep in someone’s butt? Borderline gay? Mid-spectrum Dali?

    Posted on November 17, 2011 via Celebrate Ricky Sargulesh! with 26 notes

    Source: celebraterickysargulesh

    1. wickedfireisgreat reblogged this from tylercoates
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    4. peruzh reblogged this from joereid and added:
      What if I want my bicep in someone’s butt? Borderline gay? Mid-spectrum Dali?
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    11. ifitseasy reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
      I always think its a little comical when heterosexual people talk about homosexuality as a developed trait as if it’s a...
    12. thefoggymonocle reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
      My brother won’t shut up about how John Legend is probably Alex Pareene.
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    14. joereid reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
      This is the greatest goddamn thing. I would like something on the internet that would ask me a series of questions —...
    15. tylercoates reblogged this from mbyhoff and added:
      My mom called me the other night and went on and on about how Colin Firth is probably Alex Pareene.
    16. mbyhoff reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
      OK, can we officially change if we think someone’s gay to to “probably Alex Pareene.”
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    21. pareene said: where do i go to vote for that law to censor the internet
    22. langer said: ughhhhhhhhhhhh
    23. hatethefuture said: probably Alex Pareene
    24. nickdouglas said: I think that commenter would like to share something about his relationship with his father.
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