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Getting two giant bowls out of the cupboard, then cleaning them and the counter where you’ve smashed a giant flaky head of garlic takes a lot more than 10 seconds. I don’t mean to be that guy.
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Jeff Long is an actor and playwright and writer for Television Without Pity. His beat is Project Runway and Dexter. I know.
Getting two giant bowls out of the cupboard, then cleaning them and the counter where you’ve smashed a giant flaky head of garlic takes a lot more than 10 seconds. I don’t mean to be that guy.