January 2012
19 posts
Other gay disasters:
- H&M catches on fire
- tumblr gif size limit reduced
- Brunch cancelled
- Gay-interest network launches new show
- Restaurant has surcharge for paying with credit card
- Czechoslovakia enacts decency law
- Straight people find out the gay secrets we don’t want them to know
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Are you kidding? RuPaul’s Drag Race? It’s a work of profound genius.
“And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is — I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.”
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Tucker Max. ))<>((. (via luckypaperstars)
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BUILT YOUR ENTIRE CAREER ON GLORIFYING MISOGYNY, TUCKY.
I mean, seriously. Tucker Max is not my favorite.
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You Call That a Tree Pose?! →
nymag.com
I like this guy. He makes me feel funny. And that I might take yoga. Who doesn’t want to be verbally abused by a BEAUTIFUL tattooed guy while you’re bent into uncomfortable positions? I’ve said too much.
Regarding Downton Abbey
- Amanda: I'm dying! Do they fire Mr. Bates?
- Me: They eat him. It gets really dark.
- Amanda: Shut your mouth, you little monster.
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New Year's Resolution
- Me: I always forget how much of my personality is diet coke-produced. I'm missing.
- Him: Invisible Man.
Talk
Are you looking for a sad song? It’s winter and the holidays are over and all of your Oscar homework is getting you down (Maybe that The Iron Lady/Shame double bill wasn’t the best idea in retrospect). So, you need a sad song. This is it. I’ll accept your tears as thanks.
Hey Kevin Williamson...
…You should just have me write The Secret Circle. I GET IT.
STORAGE SOLUTIONS
So, I’ve moved to a tiny space. And, guess what I’ve learned? I’m not good…spatially. Does anyone have any great storage solutions for bedrooms? I’ve really only got clothes and books, though, to be honest, a lot of clothes and books. I don ‘t know, maybe I should just live with no things at all. Help!
Resolution for others
When a gay man shows some sign of defiance or unhappiness, don’t call it “sassy.” Because it’s just a man feeling shit and you’re just diminishing him. Happy New Year!
Resolutions
So, I have this giant list of resolutions and I was looking at them and realized that they can all be condensed into a single powerful goal- to be more like Gwyneth Paltrow. Watch out 2012 and, frankly, civilization. There might not be room enough here for the both of us, which means that (my prediction) Stephen Hawking’s quite doable ideas concerning outer space population will be set into motion or (worst and most glamorous case scenario) we burn this mutha down. You’ve been warned. My recommendation is to stock your pantry with miso and vegan pork and beans. It could get ugly.
