February 2012
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January 2012
19 posts
Other gay disasters:
awlcommentators:
H&M catches on fire
tumblr gif size limit reduced
Brunch cancelled
Gay-interest network launches new show
Restaurant has surcharge for paying with credit card
Czechoslovakia enacts decency law
Straight people find out the gay secrets we don’t want them to know
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Are you kidding? RuPaul’s Drag Race? It’s a work of profound genius.
“And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is — I want a partner....”
– Tucker Max. ))<>((. (via luckypaperstars)
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BUILT YOUR ENTIRE CAREER ON GLORIFYING MISOGYNY, TUCKY.
I mean, seriously. Tucker Max is not my favorite.
(via nickdouglas)
You Call That a Tree Pose?! →
I like this guy. He makes me feel funny. And that I might take yoga. Who doesn’t want to be verbally abused by a BEAUTIFUL tattooed guy while you’re bent into uncomfortable positions? I’ve said too much.
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Regarding Downton Abbey
Amanda: I'm dying! Do they fire Mr. Bates?
Me: They eat him. It gets really dark.
Amanda: Shut your mouth, you little monster.
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New Year's Resolution
Me: I always forget how much of my personality is diet coke-produced. I'm missing.
Him: Invisible Man.
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Are you looking for a sad song? It’s winter...
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Hey Kevin Williamson...
…You should just have me write The Secret Circle. I GET IT.
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STORAGE SOLUTIONS
So, I’ve moved to a tiny space. And, guess what I’ve learned? I’m not good…spatially. Does anyone have any great storage solutions for bedrooms? I’ve really only got clothes and books, though, to be honest, a lot of clothes and books. I don ‘t know, maybe I should just live with no things at all. Help!
Resolution for others
When a gay man shows some sign of defiance or unhappiness, don’t call it “sassy.” Because it’s just a man feeling shit and you’re just diminishing him. Happy New Year!
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Resolutions
So, I have this giant list of resolutions and I was looking at them and realized that they can all be condensed into a single powerful goal- to be more like Gwyneth Paltrow. Watch out 2012 and, frankly, civilization. There might not be room enough here for the both of us, which means that (my prediction) Stephen Hawking’s quite doable ideas concerning outer space population will be set into...
December 2011
15 posts
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"This is especially true for Clarkson, whose story... →
barthel:
I wrote about why Kelly Clarkson’s endorsement of Ron Paul makes total sense in the context of pop music.
This is so good. This guy is a total value-add for pop music. That trifle you hear as you’re getting ready for work? It’s actually a multi-layered dossier of someone’s soul. Seriously, I love thinking about this stuff after I read him.
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I believe...
…that my father finds it endearing that I steal socks or luggage from him every time I visit- takes him back to a time when I really depended on him.
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McGraw
My grandmother gave me the cologne McGraw by Tim McGraw for Christmas. I’ve never felt, nor smelled, more like a man.
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WatchCracker Barrel Christmas.
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Holiday
My mom has too much stuff. I feel like I should call the location scout for the new season of American Horror Story. There’s a lot of potential here.
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It just hit me
Gwyneth and Brad are never getting back together, are they?
November 2011
6 posts
Alabama’s Shame (Cont.) - NYTimes.com →
And my parents wonder why I don’t give real consideration to ever living there again. NYC is a total bitch, but at least I don’t need my damn PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP every time I leave the house.
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90's
Holy Crap, Tillie’s in Brooklyn is playing the most comically accurate playlist of 90’s pop music right now. So far, I’ve heard…that band…the one that sang the song about being an all-star. But, their first song. The one about the sun, with the tattooed 60’s pop via 90’s thing. Also, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” which is just one of the...
October 2011
7 posts
This snow...
…is inconvenient. It gave me a cramp in my forehead, the cold did. I thought we might have a nice fall, but no.
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The Greatest Thing
The best thing that my therapist has given to me is suggesting that my procrastinating is maybe my process just happening in my head. I mean, I’m aware that that’s probably a version of bullshit, but I HAVE to live with myself, right? I don’t know. It has made things a lot easier and maybe, just maybe is a little true? Maybe.
matthew gallaway: The Death in Venice Proposition:... →
matthewgallaway:
In the past year or so there have been two novels published (Michael Cunningham’s “By Nightfall” and Chad Harbach’s “The Art of Fielding”) that had you not read “Death in Venice” might lead you to believe that it stands for the proposition that a 50yo man can just “turn gay” one day after being a…
I admit to being one of those desperate gays looking for representation in...
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I don't understand
Last night, Tucker Max came into the restaurant where I work. Fine- he is who he is and I don’t really know how I feel about him. I think he’s not a bad writer, but if he actually acts the way he reports that he does, of course he’s a horrible person. There’s some interesting aggressive philosophy at the heart of his persona that is kind of compelling, but the addiction and...
September 2011
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In Defense of Whitney
So, everybody hates this new show Whitney, starring the omnipresent Whitney Cummings. Well, I like it. I liked the energy. I like Whitney. She’s pretty, bold and she has a neat physicality. I understand that TV has become increasingly a writer’s medium and, for the most part, I think that has been a fantastic development. That said, I think there’s still room for a sitcom...