Why hasn’t anyone made a tumblr of guys in the gym in yarmulkes? I know there isn’t one. I’ve looked.
It is now your civic duty to watch the inaugural Late Night tonight. Can we count on you?
“Do you know what people really want? Everyone, I mean. Everybody in the world is thinking: I wish there was just one other person I could really talk to, who could really understand me, who’d be kind to me. That’s what people really want, if they’re telling the truth.”
― Doris Lessing, The Golden Notebook
This is Carnie Wilson trying to open up a ketchup bottle with her teeth on the new season of Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off. I’m writing about it again for Grantland.
Beyoncé on recording “Partition”
that last gif tho
Twitter must’ve forgotten who they were dealing with yesterday. Martha Stewart posted what is now the most infamous Struggle Plate in history, and people Tweeted at her like she gives a shit. Martha — also known by her prison name M. Diddy - is sitting on her golden throne, wiping her ass with $100 bills and looking at all of you, whispering “…………Basics.”
Look what happened after she posted this lettuce wedge covered in vomit:
I will always be on Martha’s team. And the dressing looks authentic. Whatever. Pete Wells can suck it.